So I’m Seeing a Dietician …
Not in a sexy way people, in a “help me to get healthy” way. I started going a few months ago but then work got mental, and I didn’t have the time to go. This meant that I went head-first, flailing off...
View ArticleDietician Visit One
Tuesday morning was my first appointment in a while. My normal dietician is now on maternity leave so I now have the lovely Chloe. We went over a few things from previous visits, and also went over...
View ArticleDietician Visit Two
This morning I had another dietician appointment. I was expecting to have my heiney handed to me on a platter. Since my last visit with her, I had been evil. A fair bit of pizza had been consumed, as...
View ArticleWalking Walking Walking …
Oh my goodness I’m exhausted. Physically exhausted. My brain is like “Yay! We are getting good food and lots of water and exercise!!” and my legs are like “Bitch you better sit your ass down and don’t...
View ArticleWhat Happened Saturday …
My weekends are usually chock full of laziness. I try and sleep in. I stay in my jimmyjams all day. I game. I nap. Saturday morning I got up, checked emails, and went for a walk. I actually did it. I...
View ArticleChanging My Mindset
I’ve spent my whole life using comedy to deflect. I try to make people laugh so that I am labelled as “the funny friend” instead of “the fat friend”. Most of this comedy is self deprecating humour....
View ArticleFragile
Today I’m feeling fragile. I’m sore. Physically exhausted. I’ve had to force myself to get out of bed. Force myself to the station. Force myself to start drinking my water. Today everything is just...
View ArticleInternational Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Arrrrrrr me hearties! ‘Tis I! The Evilest of Cupcakes! Bringin’ ye the news of the land! Ok that was terrible. Biiiig apologies. But its September 19th! Which means, it’s International Talk Like a...
View ArticleApologies Plus an Update
It’s been a while since I’ve blogged. I’ve been busy. I’ve been tired and I’ve been fed up. Things aren’t going my way. I’m trying to stay positive but like most people there are days when the funk...
View ArticleInside My Head
At times my head is a jumble of nonsense. Well not to me, but if you had access to my brain you’d need a stiff drink after. And a therapy session. Today is worse than normal. Everything is getting to...
View ArticleHappy New Year!!
Good morning my little Sprinkles!! It’s January 1st 2014. Hang on, let me just have a moment … *freaks out because 2013 felt like it went as fast as a speeding bullet* Ok … I’m good now. But seriously,...
View ArticleWhy Are the Good Things So Freaking Hard?
I need to drink more water. It’s good for you! For me it also makes me FEEL good. I’m not as lethargic, and it keeps my headaches at bay. But why is it so freaking hard to keep drinking???? My brain...
View ArticleAll the Hungry …
It’s day three of my healthy eating as I type this. I’m doing well, things seem second nature already. I’m not craving anything, especially anything not particularly good for you (which is...
View ArticleTo The Jerks on Platform 2
Thanks so much for ending my work day on a complete low. I was tired. Felt sad, because I really wanted some cuddles and all I have are my cats (who incidentally came nowhere near me when I got home)....
View ArticleQuick Update
Despite waking up at 5 am this morning, I’m feeling really good. The walk to and from the station and up that blasted driveway is getting easier. My breathing is getting easier. I’m feeling slightly...
View ArticleRandom Pet Peeve
I’ve realised I have a strange pet peeve. Whenever I go into the kitchen at work to fill up my water, I always take a look around, the benches are clean, lots of cutlery on the sink, someone used the...
View ArticleThis is Why I Log Off
There are times during the year that I need to escape social media. They are usually holidays, public or commercial. Days like Valentines Day, Christmas and New Year are the big ones. They are times...
View ArticleWhere Did The Year Go?
So it’s June. I last blogged in January. Whoopsie! I’m such a slacker aren’t I? But this is my blog and I can do what I want! I don’t really have anything new to report really. I have some plans...
View ArticleShame Me? Shame on YOU
This morning I was browsing a news website when I came across this gem. TV personality Katie Hopkins eats 4,000 calories a day to shame the obese Well fuck you very much! There is so much wrong with...
View ArticleDecisions, Decisions
Well hello there everyone! I don’t know who everyone is, it could just be me reading this, checking for spelling mistakes. But hello anyway! It’s been a long time since I’ve blogged. There have been...
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